Here are some excerpts from his last army news report:
“We are continually mortified and exasperated to find that each new day is in fact Monday again.”
“which for us, has been completely over-shadowed in the frenzy of our count-down to Larry King’s 77th Birthday on the 19th of November. For you single females out there who believe that a man improves with age like fine wine, I understand he is available yet again.”
For professional development this month we toured Task Force Thunder’s Motor Pool, with a special “hands-on” experience with the ***. It felt like a real-life video game to sit in the commander’s chair and operate the *** viewing systems and aim the giant *** gun. We got up to the gunner’s turret of the *** and got a detailed tour of the ***.
The stressed-out *** Combat Stress Control has once and for all been extricated from theater after a tense extra couple of days “snowed” in at our base during a dust storm. We welcomed the *** from Boston, MA in exchange and continue to have a close relationship with them.
SGT *** of the CSC may, in fact, take over my Power Yoga class as I transition out.
May the Lord be so kind as to deliver him safely back to his family by Thanksgiving!
Thanks for your prayers!!!!!!!!!!!!!