Having trouble getting motivated today? Here are some silly jokes and puns (please forgive me, all you brilliant blondes) to make you smile and get your heart pumping blood, not sweat and tears:
I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
Energizer Bunny arrested: Charged with battery.
What does a clock do when it’s hungry? It goes back four seconds.
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. I can’t put it down.
I know a guy addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop anytime.
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.
I tried to catch some fog. I mist.
How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
When chemists die, they barium.
PMS jokes aren’t funny. Period.
“A penny saved is a government oversight.”
“Did you ever notice that when you put the 2 words ‘The’ and ‘IRS’ together… it spells ‘Theirs’?!”
This last thought isn’t a joke; rather, it’s an aspiration of mine:
“I will bless the LORD at all times; his praise shall continually be in my mouth.” (Psalm 34:1)
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