When you come home from a church shower at 9:00 pm and it’s still 90° out, you know it’s hot in Michigan. Temperatures have been soaring to over 100°s in lots of areas, but I think Texas bakes the cake, based on these reports:
A buddy out of Longview, Texas said he’d killed a mosquito that was carrying a canteen.
A man in Dime Box, Texas said the chicken farmers were giving the chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs.
In Lake Palestine, Texas they caught a 20-lb catfish that had ticks on it!
This week, in Bryan, Texas a pine tree was seen bribing a dog.
It’s so dry in Texas that the Baptists are starting to baptize by sprinkling, the Methodists are using wet-wipes, the Presbyterians are giving out rain-checks, and the Catholics, Episcopalians, and Lutherans have joined forces and are all praying for the wine to turn back into water!
Now THAT’s what you call HOT and DRY! 🙂
“A merry heart doeth good like a medicine: but a broken spirit drieth the bones.” (Proverbs 17:22)